I ran across this today and I’m impressed with Phillip’s writing.
http://www.pgbovine.net/command-line-bullshittery.htm
D’oh!
It’s not a good sign that no one in the audience noticed that the site’s been down for about two or three months. I’m not really sure because I missed the fact that the database for the site was on my old, about-to-be-retired database server. Thankfully it was an easy probable to solve.